I am so glad that I am in charge of this blog for these reasons:
- Coorain is finally gone.
- It is mine! All mine!
- I can totally promote myself!
- You are going to just love me more than Coorain.
- Coorain doesn’t post like ever.
- I’m super cool unlike other people.
- I can incessantly bring up whatever things I want. (Like Easter. I fucking love Easter.)
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