Ten things to not write, ever

  1. The fact that    You’re stating something. I know it’s a fact.
  2. Literally.    You did not literally cry your eyes out.
  3. Utilized.      You mean “used.”
  4. Can be seen as / Can be read as / Can be interpreted as.    How about “is.”
  5. You / one / the audience.    Pick one.
  6. Irregardless.   Really?
  7. Moist.   This word is disgusting.
  8. Try and.   Try to.
  9. Your welcome.    My welcome?
  10. More perfect.    Makes as much sense as “more dead.”

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One response to “Ten things to not write, ever

  1. You had me on the floor laughing with this list. ^^ I loved the pattern break with “Moist” just thrown in for the heck of it.

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