Reasons not to be a vegetarian

  1. You can’t eat bacon.
  2. Quite a few people automatically relegate you to the “bitch” category in their brains.
  3. You’ll probably eat more soy products. You can develop a soy allergy from overexposure to soy products.
  4. Bacon bits. Think about it.
  5. Being vegetarian is kind of a half-assed way to be vegan. Just go all the way.
  6. It’s fun to be fat and it’s easier to get fat eating meat.
  7. You can’t laugh at PETA while eating a variety meats.
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2 responses to “Reasons not to be a vegetarian

  1. Yeah, when I found out you were a vegetarian, I definitely relegated you into the “bitch” category.

  2. Hi nice blog 🙂 I can see a lot of effort has been put in.

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