- You can’t eat bacon.
- Quite a few people automatically relegate you to the “bitch” category in their brains.
- You’ll probably eat more soy products. You can develop a soy allergy from overexposure to soy products.
- Bacon bits. Think about it.
- Being vegetarian is kind of a half-assed way to be vegan. Just go all the way.
- It’s fun to be fat and it’s easier to get fat eating meat.
- You can’t laugh at PETA while eating a variety meats.