Reasons why Bette Midler is fierce

1. She’s from Hawaii. And was the only Jew in her elementary, middle, and high school.

2. Her hair is a lovenest. And she’s been every color hair ever.

3. She admits that her whole look in Beaches was a complete disaster.

4. She played Janis Joplin. Well.

5. She breathes passion.

6. She has a tree-growing nonprofit.

7. She told boob jokes and fart jokes before it was cool for men to tell them.

8. Her favorite job ever is when she canned pineapples.

9. She plays the ukulele.

10. She’s married to a duke.

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