1. Because I can be.
2. Don’t have to work until tomorrow
3. I was sick yesterday, and in my mind am still recovering
4. If the dog hasn’t gotten up yet, why should I?
5. I don’t want to interact with my family
6. Its only 9:20 am, that’s really not bad (even for an early bird)
7. I can afford to stay in bed til around 10 before people get suspicious that I’m dead