Reasons that I am still in bed

1. Because I can be.

2. Don’t have to work until tomorrow

3. I was sick yesterday, and in my mind am still recovering

4. If the dog hasn’t gotten up yet, why should I?

5. I don’t want to interact with my family

6. Its only 9:20 am, that’s really not bad (even for an early bird)

7. I can afford to stay in bed til around 10 before people get suspicious that I’m dead

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