Popes that were SEXUALLY active

Married Before becoming Pope:

1. Saint Peter

2. Pope St. Hormisdas

3. Pope Adrian II

4. Pope John XVII

5. Pope Clement IV

6. Pope Gregory XIII

Illegit Kids Before Holy Orders:

7. Pope Pius II

8. Pope Innocent VIII (Even more ironic than the others)

9. Pope Clement VII

10. Pope Gregory XIII

Sexually active after holy orders/becoming pope:

11. Pope Julius II

12. Pope Paul III

13. Pope  Pius IV

14. Pope Sergius III

15. Pope John XII (accused of incest)

16. Pope Benedict IX

17. Pope Alexander VI (7-10 illegit kids)

18. Basically, popes get more action than I do


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