Things I’ve done since 10 pm (5/16/09 5:34 am)

1. Cried during Star Trek
2. Realized the Diet Coke/whiskey cap-swap only works in one direction
3. Touched a doorknob covered with raspberry hookah garbage
4. Popped
5. Been eye-fucked by a waitress while ordering a banana split
6. Discovered Subway seafood nuggets

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