Reasons to leak nude pics of yourself (and your friends).

Alternative title: An Open Letter to Attractive Celebrities and Not-So-Famous-But-Attractive People

  • The fame. Any publicity is good publicity and nude pics are notable for their ability to gather public interest. Already famous? You can be more famous.
  • Job offers. If it worked for Anna Nicole Smith, it could work for you.
  • Leaking naked pictures of yourself releases you from any worry about disappointing future lovers. They already know what you look like naked and what they’re getting into when they get into bed with you.
  • It’s one of the most bamf things you can do on the internet.
  • Nude pics = way less painful way to say Fuck you, to your parents than a tongue piercing.

    Nude pics = way less painful way to say "Fuck you," to your parents.

  • On the topic of “release,” you are also released from the fear of spurned lovers leaking your sex tapes. Everyone will have already seen you naked and the novelty will have worn off.
  • Having nude pictures of you available to the public forces you to become comfortable with your sexuality, which is just great.
  • It makes screwing your boss a lot easier.
  • Skimping on the photo shoot budget doesn’t effect the amount of publicity, so this can be done on the cheap.
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