7 Reasons not to speak. Ever.

  1. Religious epifany.
  2. You won’t piss people with that annoying drivel.
  3. You will come to appreciate the importance (or lack there of) of verbal communication.
  4. Lower risk of a sore throat.
  5. It gives the appearance of wisdom.
  6. Talking takes an emotional effort for the shy. Don’t waste that effort on talk; that’s just cheap.
  7. No one can accuse you of speaking in tongues.
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