Showdowns I Would Like to See

• Malcom Gladwell vs. Ken Jennings
• The Kool-Aid Man vs. Tony the Tiger
• James Garfield vs. Chester A. Arthur
• Ira Glass vs. Edward R. Murrow
• Conan O’Brien vs. a terrier
• Beethoven vs. Mary Shelley
• Homer Simpson vs. Homer
• Homer Simpson vs. Jessica Simpson
• The Pilsbury Dough Boy vs. the Michelin Tire Man
• Napoleon vs. James K. Polk
• Genghis Khan vs. the Entire Spanish Armada
• Johnny Appleseed vs. Paul Bunyan
• Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates
• The entire cast of “The Office” vs. the entire cast of “Thirty Rock”
• Hamlet vs. Romeo
• Chuck Norris vs. himself