Tag Archives: Jesus Christ

Holiday shopping! Whooooooo!

Ok, maybe not a holiday shopping list, but sometimes this is all I want around the holidays (plus a few close friends to share it with, but I don’t have to shop for those).
Actual holiday shopping lists coming soon!

7 Reasons not to speak. Ever.

  1. Religious epifany.
  2. You won’t piss people with that annoying drivel.
  3. You will come to appreciate the importance (or lack there of) of verbal communication.
  4. Lower risk of a sore throat.
  5. It gives the appearance of wisdom.
  6. Talking takes an emotional effort for the shy. Don’t waste that effort on talk; that’s just cheap.
  7. No one can accuse you of speaking in tongues.

Why you should speak in tongues.

Ten reasons to speak in tongues.

In reviewing the above list, our group of experts have determined the only one is necessary, number 4.

  • PRAYING IN TONGUES WILL BEEP OUT PRAYERS IN LINE WITH GOD’S WILL

They have no idea what it means, but it’s really important.

PS if you don’t know what speaking in tongues means, well, wikipedia does.

Movies I meant to watch but never did.

  • Clueless
  • Requiem for a Dream
  • Basquiat
  • Dawn of the Dead
  • Chelsea Girls
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (just watched it- sooo good)
  • Jesus Christ Vampire Slayer